Whiskey River Soap Co.

Pencils for Midlife Crisis

$12

WHO SAYS EXISTENTIAL DREAD CAN'T BE FUN? Congratulations, you’ve made it to middle age! All those years of being “financially responsible” means you can finally buy a motorcycle and the bitchin’ leather jacket to match. Or maybe a year-long silent meditation retreat is more your speed. Either way, you’ve earned it, after all. At least that’s what you’re going to tell yourself on the way to surf camp.   

  • 8-pack Standard No. 2 Pencils
  • © 2020 Whiskey River Soap Co.
  • Made in the USA

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  • Our gift packaging includes colorful tissue paper and recycled shredded paper (if it's an item that's boxed and not shipped flat).
  • We'll also remove any price tags.
  • I can also include a hand-written gift note.

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